I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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