The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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