I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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