I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I don't think brook has ever known best
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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