Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Randomize