4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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