he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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