Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I know her cup size but not her name....
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