he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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