the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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