summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
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