16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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