First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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