john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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