At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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