I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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