big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Semen is not good for contacts.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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