I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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