I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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