i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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