Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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