Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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