ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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