I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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