The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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