We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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