awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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