In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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