i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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