i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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