i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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