Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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