And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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