was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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