Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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