Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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