Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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