Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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