id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I wish i was in the wii world.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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