I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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