Can Purell be used as lube?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
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