Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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