its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Im just a social blackout drinker.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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