physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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