So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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