We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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