I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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