I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
me + whiskey = a bad person
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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