just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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