Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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