dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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