I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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