Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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