Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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