so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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