your thong is hanging out like whoa
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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