Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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