I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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