dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I need moral support for this bender
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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