Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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